child is the bother of a man -_-

i should have known better than to trust the little rogue. he is, after all, one of them.

in my defence, he has a cute exterior (as the rest of his devilish kind!) which betrayed little about his evil intentions, and my obsession lasted for a less than a week.

no, i am not talking about a "playa" whom i fell for, had a fling with and then got cheated by!

im talkin about my 3 year old neighbour. i have been known to hate kids in the past. except when one or two really adorable, well behaved, intelligent ones who follow my orders come along and i go all smothery like the rest of the world. this one seemed to be completely one of that league. oh how wrong i was!

his mom let him come to my house everyday and entertain me, ahem i mean, be taken care of for some time. one of the innumerous things about him that amused me was the fact that he SMELLS whatever food stuff you give him before eating. like a dog! i wonder what smell declares some kind of food fit to be eaten !

anyway, his temperament got less and less cute with each passing day. initially he fooled me by pretending to be a very non violent kid and in general use his charms to er charm me but after a while he got pissed with me (dont know why) and started doing very bad stuff (which includes not coming to me when called, staring, refusing to hand over my stuff (ITS MINE!), boring me )and TODAY, well he started hitting me! my dad couldnt stop laughing !

his tantrums got the better off me, so today i gave him a piece of my mind (which includes holding his hands preventing him from hitting me) which made him cry. i felt sort of guilty but what the heck! he needs to be taught a lesson. :X

anyway so we hate each other :X

i hope he doesnt visit me tomorrow :X

should've known better than to trust a KID! have you ever met ONE kid that doesnt smell, speak nonsense, salivate or isnt spoilt?

of course not! then they wouldnt be called kids!

HMPF. i is very angry. i have no time pass now =(

Reasons why Harry POtter is better than Twilight!

I stole this from harrypotterfanficton.com. This isnt my work, i just love hating twilight and wanted to save this list!

1. JKR actually invented most of her ideas, instead of re-using ideas of vampires/werewolves, like Meyer.
2. Hermione would own Bella in a fight.
3. Rob Pattinson was in Harry Potter first.
4. People can snog without worrying if they're going to kill the other person.
5. It's a real love story; not cliched love.
6. Quidditch; enough said.
7. We don't have to listen to Bella whining about Edward and Jacob all day long, because seriously, Bella, Harry had it way worse than you.
8. There's actually an antagonist in Harry Potter.
9. JKR knows how to write.
10. Harry Potter doesn't glorify stalking.
11. Or pedophilia.
12. Or abusive relationships.
13. Harry Potter vampires don't sparkle.
14. In Harry Potter, women's lives don't revolve around men and babies.
15. In Harry Potter, the characters have value beyond their looks and sparkliness.
16. No-one in Harry Potter whines as much as Bella does.
17. Hermione is intelligent. SMeyer just pretends Bella is.
18. JKR doesn't use the word 'chagrin' eighteen times a chapter.
19. Harry Potter has a purpose beyond wish fulfilment for its author.
20. Rob Pattinson prefers Harry Potter.
21. So does Evanna Lynch.
22. Harry Potter has character development.
23. Harry Potter has more than one plotline running at once.
24. Harry leaves Ginny, but Ginny doesn't have thoughts of suicide because of it.
25. Werewolves aren't really, "Shape-shifters"
26. Because in Harry Potter the evil characters have a better reason for being evil than "she's more popular than I am."
27. You couldn't predict the end of the series after the end of the first book.
28. Every Harry Potter character is different, and there are hundreds of them. Twilight has randomers who come and go for no reason.
29. JK put some of her own traits into Hermione, S Meyer thinks she is Bella.
30. Stephen King says Harry Potter is better
31. Harry Potter includes mythology from all over the world,Twilight vampires can't even turn into bats!
32. Harry Potter is British (sorry, couldn't resist)
33. Some of the most distinguished actors of our time are in the HP films...enough said.
34. Harry Potter is a classic, Twilight will go out of fashion soon.
35. JK knows what a proper adjective is.
36. JKR knows how to hide plot points, without blatantly telling everyone what's going to happen.
37. I doubt JKR would 'leave her husband' for her main characters.
38. Harry Potter doesn't have typos on every page.
39. The main actors/actresses actually know how to change their facial expressions, unlike Kristen Stewart.
40. Harry Potter's plot is well-thought-out, with the ending being both somewhat unexpected and plausible.
41. An edition to #11, Remus Lupin is not a cradle robber
42. JKR does not "namedrop" classic authors and novels to get her allusions across
43. People don't get paired with their previous love interest's child
44. (now correct me if I'm wrong,I haven't actually finished Breaking Dawn,stopping at halfway because I was bored)there was a final battle, not an 'oh, I guess we won't kill you now,bye'
45. Harry Potter vampires don't pretend they're "vegetarians."
46. Harry Potter readers are not only hormone-raging teenagers.
47. Hogwarts is way cooler than Forks High School.
48. Harry Potter's vampires and werewolves aren't one dimensional shapeshifters and mutant sparkling faries!
47. In Harry Potter, the fans acually read the books because their intresting, rather than all their friends are reading it so they feel excluded.
49. Edward may be sparkly, but Harry saves the wizarding world AND is still cute.
50. JKR creates this whole nother world,making you think it truely exists.Whereas SMeyer feeds off other authors TRYING to make it seem origignal.
51. How many times can someone acually read the twilight series without realizing its full o fmistakes and over-used plots?However HP is exciting by every word.
52. Twilight is a an okay romance series, whereas Harry Potter made and impact on many peoples lives.
53. Did anyone here of a Twilight Amusment park in the making??
55. Harry Potter actually has important characters... oh, I don't know... DIE????????
56. Harry Potter has made its spot in the classic literature world. Twilight is simply a fad.
57. People of ALL ages enjoy Harry Potter.
58. Harry doesn't love Ginny because she smells good.
59. Ginny is everything that Bella is not.
60. Bella Lestrange could kick Bella Swans butt in a heartbeat
61. No one falls in love with their former crush/lover/boyfriend/girlfriends CHILD
62. Harry Potter is actually set in the 21st century and the women don't do everything their men ask them to.
63. Neither Hermione or Ginny condone suicide.
64. Potter fans can actually spell.
65. JKR doesn't need to star in the film adaptations of her books.
66. It took several long years of struggle for JKR to be where she is today- not three months as a housewife in comfortable suburbia.
67. Harry Potter fanfiction is not just smutty romances.
68. Look up "chagrin" after "repetition".
69. Be sure to also look up "plot" after "consistency".
70. Albus Severus is at least pronounceable.
71. The fans of Harry Potter do not need Anger Management.
72. There are actual parental figures in Harry Potter. Absentee adults with the brain mentalities of a 10 year old do not count.
73. To add to 2 and 60 - Lets be honest, Dobby could kick Bella's butt.
74. HP promotes friendship and equality while Twilight promotes changing everything about yourself to fit in
75. Pale and sparkly are not legitimate character flaws
76. DUMBLEDORE. Sorry, Carlisle, but the"I'm actually a role model"award goes to Dumbledore all the way.Some how managing to abstain from eating your patients does not make you"noble"or "wise".
77. There was hot debate over whether or not Snape was evil.We actually didn't know for sure. If Meyer had written him,we would have known from book one, because his eyes would have been red.
78. Even the most obscure Weasleys are more well-developed than the Cullens, who are supposed to be main characters.
79. Harry is more devoted to the parents he's never even met than Bella is to the mother and father she supposedly "loves".
80. Harry's name does not stand for "beautiful swan". Seriously?
81. The most frightening character in HP is not a little girl who can pretend to inflict pain on you.
82. Harry has more on his mind than getting some, which Bella and Edward can't exactly boast about.
83. Ginny does not give birth to a monster child who Dean Thomas falls in love with. I mean, wow.
84. Harry can actually walk without falling over.
85. Ron/Hermione is more Lizzy/Mr. Darcy than Bella/Edward will ever be.
86. In fact, ALOT of Harry Potter couples parallel Austen and Bronte more than any of the Twilight couples.
87. Vampires do not sparkle - on so many levels.
88. Harry Potter is an entire, believable fantasy world. Twilight is vampires and werewolves that just happen to exist.
89. Our Bella has more personality than theirs does.
90. JKR took bits of mythology and made it her own.
91. SM just took bits of mythology and ruined it. Sparkly vampires anyone?
92. Harry Potter isn't a 104 year old virgin
93. Bella has prophetic dreams for no apparent reason. Harry has atleast a reason
94. Beauty equals goodness. Almost all the beautifull people were good and all the bad people ugly. Rubbish!
95. Edward and all the other vampires were according to Meyer's own rules sterile and he got Bella pregnant.
96. The Quileutes are an actual tribe whom Meyer chose to include in her story because they 'live near Forks.' She madeup mythologyfor realpeople.
97. Rosalie Cullen grew up in New YorkduringtheGreatDepression.Herfather was able to give them amiddle-classlifebecausehe workedin abank. Meyer didn't realize that theentireproblemwiththeGreatDepression was that the banks failed. Getyourfactsstraight.
98. Bella is always a distressed damsel. The girls in Harry Potter can fend of an attack there selves
99. Enemies work together in the last two books. Voldemort and Harry would never work together
100. Atleast Harry doesn't sneak in Ginny's room to watch her sleep
101. And being turned into a vampirerocks,becausetheuncontrollableurgeto kill and feed on humans reallyisn't sotoughtoresist, aslong asyou're Bella. But Jasper has a hardtime.Rondoesn'twant toeat his ownparents.
102. Harry and Ginny don't have atleast a twisted, controlling and abusive relationship
103. Bella is disturbed to find out thatJacobhasimprintedonherdaughter, but managed to keep her selfcontrolaboutit.Untilshefinds out he nicknamed her "Nessie."Thensheattacks.Thereissomething real wrong with her.
104. Bellatrix may have been obsessed with Voldemort, but at least she wasn't incompetent and could walk without falling over
105. Bella may have read all of the classics, but Hermione could beat her in any test.
106. When people lose the love of their lives in HP, they don't instantly jump to suicide as a solution.
107. HP is about real love. Hot makeoutsessionswithvampiresdoesn'tcompare to a mother sacrificing her lifeforherson, oramansacrificing his life for the dead love of his lifeandherson.
108. Parts in HBP were intentionally funny.
109. The actors in the HP movies show emotion
110. Harry Potter had Pattinson first.
111. Bella is so Mary Sue, it's almost like SM did it on purpose!
112. Twihards can't spell ( evidently )
113. It took time for Ron and Hermione to fall in love. Hermione didn't take one look at Ron and form an obsession with him.
114. What is the point in rambling on about'Victoria' for twowholebooksthen producing a fight at the end of'eclipse' as poorandpathetic as itwas.
115: What was the point in giving the Volturi allthesesuperhumanpowerswhen we don't even see them being used in aproperfight, oh no,theydecide to talk it out!
116:'Remesmee carly cullen'? even 'Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore's laughing
117. Harry Potter lovers seem to be able to come up withbetterreasonsin a shorter period of time than "because it'sawesome!!!111one"orthings of that nature
118. Because there's more to Harry Potter than being "hot". These characters have personalities.
119. Harry Potter doesn't adhere to one religion, particularly the author's religion. You find elements from all sorts of faith.
120. There is no such thing as Potterites or Potterism.
121. Dumbledore is Gay ( this just feels like a great triumph forthegay community, and also a very noble thing for JK to have done/said)
122. HP fans can actually form a legitament arguement for why the series is better than Twilight.
123. With reasons that don't include mentioning how hot a character is.
124. HP's flawed characters actually have flaws. That are believable.
125. Parodies of Twilight? Better then the actual series. Parodies of Harry Potter? The books are still better.
126. Because everyone in HP has normal body temperature.

**for some reason, it bunched a bunch of words together randomly

chicken poop

i have been tagged, and this is incredibly fun, so here's random stuff about me i know all of you are dying to know! *waits for applause*

*cricket cricket*

thats achyut making noises, ignore him. *nervous laugh*

ahem anyway moving on, here's it.

TAG 1: Innocent or Guilty

these are the rules of the er game but i dont think im gonna follow them.

RULE 1- You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
Oh i dont think so. *evil grin*

RULE 2- You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
I doubt thats gonna happen, so Im gonna say anyway

RULE 3- Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag to your friends to answer this.
Or dont. I wont cry I promise.


So here goes the answers :

Asked someone to marry you? Innocent.

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty.

Danced on a table in a bar? What bar? :x i aint allowed in no bars. If benches in school count, though... is another story!

Ever told a lie? Guilty. I mean who hasnt? Dumb question !

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty.

Kissed a picture? um what who does that? *gets thrown stones at*

Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty.

Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty. I finished my sanskrit paper and slept and well... lets just say there was something bout drooling during sleep (ITS NORMAL) and re writing some pages...

Held a snake? Damn I WISH!

Been suspended from school? Innocent.

Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent.

Stolen from a store? Innocent.

Been fired from a job? Well yeah I was Satan's assitant till some years back. He got insecure and fired me :( ... BAH ok Innocent

Done something you regret? Guilty.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty. Was so scared of coke after that. (hey i was a kid!)

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent.

Kissed in the rain? -_- Innocent.

Sat on a roof top? Guilty.

Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent.

Sang in the shower? Guilty. Oh my poor neighbours.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty. Fun times.

Shaved your head? Innocent.

Had a boxing membership? Innocent.

Made a boyfriend cry? Guilty. (erm guy- friend)

Been in a band? Innocent.

Shot a gun? Guilty.

Donated Blood? Do tests count? :P Gah Innocent

Eaten alligator meat? what the - Innocent.

Eaten cheesecake? Innocent (yeah sue me)

Still love someone you shouldn’t? IM SO HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE!!! -INNNNOCENNNNTTTT!!!! BOO YEAHHH

Have/had a tattoo? Guilty (Ok stick on... still a tatoo isnt it? )

Liked someone, but will never tell who? Innocent.

Been too honest? Guilty.

Ruined a surprise? Guilty.

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? Guilty.

Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty.

Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty. Like everyday.

Joined a pageant? Innocent

Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty.

Had communication with your ex? Innocent

Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent.

Got into such a rage that tears came out? Guilty.




TAG 2 : How DUMB are you ?


The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.


[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.


[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[x :( ] You type only with two fingers.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

[x] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.


[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

(19/37)*100 = almost 50%
I dont think these things are dumb!

TAG 3 : Questions


RULES: Respond and rework – answer these questions on your blog, replace one question that you dislike with a question of your own, and add one more question to the list. Then tag eight or ten other new set of people.

1.What is your current obsession? Er nothing.

2. What are you wearing today? School shirt, pants

3. What’s for dinner? Caviar, come have some -_-

4. What’s the last thing you bought? I dont know. something from school canteen..

5. What are you listening to right now? My shiny rubber duck telling me something about a swan...

6. What do you think about the person who tagged you? He is my evil twin.

7. If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be ? Hawaii / the moors of england

8. What are your must-have pieces for summer? A nice book and a tree swing.

9. If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go? England with my friends!

10. Which language do you want to learn? french/russian/the like

11. What’s your favourite quote? I cant remember any... but im keeping this from the previous answer

"Condoms aren't completely safe.. a friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus"- Bob Rubin

12. Who do you want to meet right now? Anybody who wants to meet me !

13. What is your favourite colour? SLYTHERIN GREEN

14. What is your favourite piece of clothing in your own closet? My faded blue Levis, i could live in it forever.

15. What is your dream job? Tour guide!! or Traveller/editor/journalist etc.

16. What’s your favourite magazine? I dont have one... any issue of any magazien as long as its entertaining!

17. If you had $100 now, what would you spend it on? I dont know, thats too less for what i Cant afford...

18. What do you consider a fashion faux pas? Emma watson!!

19. Who according to you is the most over-rated style icon? ALL OF EM!

20. What kind of haircut do you prefer? Something wild... people forget how good wild looks.!

21. What are you going to do after this? Go on a ride in my Limosuine. WOO FUCKIN HOO

22. Who is your favourite sport star? Football captain my school! :D :p

23. What are three cosmetic/makeup/perfume products that you can't live without? ERM whatevahh

24. What inspires you? Stuff like my favourite book Nora, Nora.!

25. Give us three styling tips that always work for you: I need the tips myself, anyone?

26. What do you do when you “have nothing to wear” (even though your closet’s packed)? Go out anyway.

27. Coffee or tea? Coffee.

28. What do you do when you are feeling low or terribly depressed? Nothing, thats how I live. You should ask what I do when Im happy, I give in to charity and distribute sweets to my evil neighbours. Bah.

29. What is the meaning of your name? "Born of the mind"

30. Which other blogs do you love visiting? you think im gonna spell em all out HA HA as if i have the time or energy or patience HA HA! mehhh

31. Favorite Dessert/Sweet? CHOCOLATE TOFU, it is HEAVEN how it floats in chocolate.. GAH now im drooling.

32. Favorite Season? spring

33. If I come to your house now, what would u cook for me? this kid i have been saving for a special occasion

34. What is the right way to avoid people who purposefully hurt you? O_o Arent such people supposed to be in jail?

35. What do you love most about yourself? Amazing how i cant think of anything. I mean Im goood baby. But yeah i cant think of anything particularly likable -_-

__________________________

the past months

*wipes dust off the blog* damn this thing's gotten dusty.

so i've been off the face of my blog because frankly this thing starts to annoy you after a while/ the inspiration wasnt coming/ i had no time or stuff to write about/ my cat died/ i wonder what cat flavoured chewingum takes like..hmmm../ where was i again? oh yeahhh this blog!

ohkay so due to not updating i have a list of updates ahead.

first of all, i have discovered my extremely low ability to perform well when im sad. its called LOW EMOTIONAL QUOTIENT and i dont like it. i mean i know most of you will probably go "oh pssh, happens to me all the time. how can you do well if ur grandmom's neice's mother's brother's son's pet hippo had a heart attack!?"

no my dearies, i have like REALLY low EQ. which makes it hard for me to make jokes/be witty/take part in conversation/enjoy good things in life/study/ in general, it stifles my creativeness when im sad.

second, i was recently off to agra for a basketball tournament for 5 days with my skool frenz. okay FRIEND. the other girls were like.... HORRIBLE. seriosuly. we had to share this dorimitory (one room, 7 girls) and even though the place was wonderful to say the least, listening to their girly talks and high pitched chatter gave me headaches and serious depression. my only friend was the saving grace. and even she totally annoyed me sometimes. i mean now i understand how hard it is to actually live with people... kinda reminded me of failed marriages. i dont know why. but you live with people and you discover yourself ... and them. theres this girl i had differences with. one night we got talking and i completely admire her as the person she is now that i actually listened to her tales and views about stuff. as for my friend, negative stuff came out -_- im so glad i dont have siblings ...brrrr..

we went to the usual tourist places in agra and the only thing i liked about taj mahal was that its friggin huge and must have taken a lot of patience to build. as for agra fort its supposed to be the jail in which shah jahan stayed but well its so damn well built it didnt look like jail to me :P though it doesnt require stone walls to create a prison for the heart .... yeah yeah touching i know.

anyway so the more exciting thing about these monuments are the foriegners surrounding them. i made an acquiatnce with some people from germany, france, hongkong and japan who were real polite and asked me and my friends for photographs! cute little people, i tell ya.

as for the match well we had no hopes but it was enjoyable anyway and we came 3rd off 4 teams :P

my birthday happened to be 5 days ago. IM SEVENTEEN NOW! WOOT WOOT. ah ...well. yeah. i feel old. just 2 years till i exit teenage. anyway me and my friends dined at this great place "kocktails and kurries" ... the food was awesome and it wasnt very crowded.

so all in all, time well spent :D
how's life been for you guys? leave it in the comment box!

now reading: short stories by o henry, saki, etc etc
now listening to : lithium by nirvana
now wanting: my year back

peace out.

mojo adventures. casefile: PendriveRecovery.

there arent many professions i fancy i can do well in, but i honestly believe i can be a pretty good detective.

it started when i was about 8 or 9 years old. two of my friends [lets call them teapot and starfish] were small time enemies. you know, kids fight all the time. starfish had recently gotten a new bicycle, a purple colored girlish thing whom we were all in awe of since we were kids and were ignorant of the fact that stuff like hayabusa exists. anyway, it just so happened that during one of the quarreling fests, teapot stormed off to the lane where starfish's bicycle was parked. all of us remained behind, blissfully ignorant till suddenly starfish screams that she knew teapot was going to shove her bike to the ground which would cause scratches on the body of her newly acquired mode of transportation. (yes, it was a big deal, WE WERE KIDS!!!)

we ran to her bike and there she was: standing tall as ever. (the bike not starfish). but i knew better than to believe what i saw. what if it had been shoved to cause those fateful scratches and been picked up again to hide the crime? i went to it, bent down and looked at the ground where the stand was. you know, the stand you have to push with your foot so it slides down and the bike leans on it? and there i saw it: proof that the bike had indeed fallen down. the stand, due to the weight of the bike, had caused a sort of hole in the ground (fortunately there was mud, so i could see) but instead of one hole that would mark parking cycle one time, there were two!!!! which means it had been picked up and made to stand again!!!

i dont know whether thats awfully clever or something, but its pretty darned good for a kid in 4th grade. in any case, i think im good at putting things toegther. see whats making me write this awfully lengthy entry is the fact that a few months ago, a very precious thing of mine was lost: my 8 GB pendrive. now the fact that it had almost all of the photos that i had taken since i came to live where i am living right now (annual function, farewell practice, holi, random cute pics, etc) is not the only thing that makes it precious. the soclidng that i got from my parents... PHEW!!

anyway, all people who know me know that i lost it for i have been whining about it ever since.

now let me tell you exactly where and how i lost it.

i'd lent it to a friend who thought it would be a marvellous idea to return it to me when we met in the evening for our daily rounds of playing bandminton. no, not return it, shove it in front of my nose when i was reading a slam book, just so i could know she had indeed, brought it, and then throw it carelessly in my bicycles basket ( and not tell me she had done so) as we walked together to the cycle stand place.

anyway, i put the slam book in the basket, hoping it would be safe, and we went for playing badminton. and when we returned to my bike...

the slam book was on the ground, in the mud, i was pretty amused by that... till i returned home and told double ess she had forgotten to give me my pendrive and she said she'd put it in my basket. THATS when i freaked out. beacuse there was no pendrive on the ground/basket.

anyway after a lot of accusing/tears/fights i was able to forget about it. its almost been 3 months since and now: the mystery has raised its head again.

theres this really sweet junior that i have. REALLY sweet. TOO sweet for it to be real, as i later found out.

one day in school, 3 months after i lost my pendrive:

him: hey, u lost ur pendrive right?
me: yeah, how dyu know?
him: *little pause* double ess told me
me: oh!
him: the pendrive had "ska" written over it, right?
me: YES!
him: hehe, i saw a black guy pick it up (note: black here means dark complexioned)
me: what!?
him: yes, he was fiddling around with it but it was too dark so i couldnt notice his face... i was far away.
me: oh? what else did you see? what did he do? are yu sure he picked it up?
him: *shifty* sorry cant tell you anything else
me: *suspicious look* u seem to know a lot
him: hehe, gotta go

anyyyyway. so besides his shifty looks and nervous gestures, theres somethin else you should know about
1) double ess didnt know him. she couldnt possibly have told him bout the pen drive
2) he was so far away he couldnt notice the guys face, but he did read the tiny letters (ska) written on the drive?
3) he is NOT as sweet and innocent as it appears. i am usually pretty good at recognizin people. but MAN can he ACT! i kinda had doubts that he was the inncoent child he appeared to be when i saw him lying on the phone to his father, and drinking something that looked like cold coffee all alone in the local market, i mean ...that requires some level of ...not being slow.

he had made the folly of telling me about one of his old enemies, though, who doesnt live here anymore but is my friends brother. so i decided to do a little investigation, contacted the enemy and found out about the sweet guys past: he has a record of stealing and in general, talking behind peoples back,etc. he stole a cd once!

you know what im gettin at right? its mean to label someone as a thief so i wont do that. i have just told you all the ...evidences that make the needle of suspicion tilt a little towards him.

but in any case i dont know what i can possibly do. any hints/ideas/chocolate cakes? leave them right here!

you know you're in my school when:

hey guys! i have seen many posts around here like '100 ways to know you're in delhi" etc, and it gave me an inspiration to do one with my school. most of it is dark and shows my displeasure at being in my school, but whatever. just read and tell me whacha think ;)

you know you're in army school, brly cantt when:

1) you compliment the kids about how you've heard army skool is the best, and instead of thanking you /smiling/saying 'aw shucks!' they start laughing their asses off or exclaim with the expression of a baniya that has been betrayed, 'so did we!'

2) you ask kids about the school's principal and instead of being told the info you have to hear the followin: various swear words delievered with tasteful vengeance, something about the school going to dogs, him sitting in his office on sundays just to escape his wife/etc. you might also hear the words: chota recharge, gattu, etc.

3) you ask them who the best teacher is, the kids look at each other and burst out laughing again.

4) you ask them where they last went for a picnic, they repeat point no 2) or beat the shit out of you for 'sprinkling salt on their wounds'

5) you have a tense word with someone over a trivial matter and are told to meet them outside school. and no, it is NOT because they want to take you out to a friendly dinner/lunch to settle the matter.

6) if you visit during IPL season, you will be approached by many a students for whats popularly called satta... there's a whole IPL going on in the school itself.!! cautionary note: if you do take part in the betting, remember only to deal with experienced/reputed sattebaazez. most of the rest refuse to pay, and if you protest point no 5) is executed.

7) there is no need for you to fake food poisioning to escape tests, eating from the school canteen will do the trick for real.

8) you reach school and find half the population absent. then you realise it must be monday, for every monday is the time for 20 mark tests.

9) you learn to ignore huge masses of crowd gathered together in the field, encircling what you know would be the section C boys beating the crap out of each other, because it happens every other day.

10) students wishing teachers as they pass by them in the corrdiors mutter a swear words under thier breath.

11) you will have a strong knowledge of the choicest swear words/female/male body anatomy within a year of joining. words are written in the most un-ignorable places.

12) you press the open button of the CPU to insert a CD and find wrappers of Kacha Aam and other toffees stuffed there out of vengeance.

13) you will heard words like 'sources', 'setting', 'jugaad', 'jhand' from even the little kids, and when you ask what they mean, you'll be smirked at and refused to be told.

14) you know who john is. LOL.

15) you often hear noises that make you wonder if a drunken donkey is loose in the school. dont worry, it is only the music teacher passing on his knowledge of the 'saat surs' to his very excited [read: bored, tortured] students, who keep muttering stuff like 'log kehte hain main sharaabi hoon!' under thier breaths.

16) none of the chemicals in the chem lab works, thyre too diluted with water by the senior kids. also, never trust that bottle on the 13th shelf that says 'alcohol'... it is actually conc sulphuric acid. [i know nothing bout this i swear :p ]

17) every year on holi, teachers conduct 'surprise' checking of the bags and sieze all colors/water balloons errc. when the students leave... they play with it.

18) you will find various photos on the school computer where the head of the principal has been cropped out and stuck in the most objectionable places.

19) chalks and window clay are VERY dangerous things and any one seen with them should be run away from. FAST.

20) last but not the least... there is no such shit as "even after all the above points, students are proud to be part of the army school"... they are NOT, and all of them want to get out fast.

DONE!

now reading: hearts in atlantis by stephen king
now listening: cry me a river, lostprophets
now wanting: a friend

cya.

blah blah blogging

right now, i'm sitting at the last seat of our computer lab and blogging! we are supposed to be doing some C++ thing but blah! its not everyday you find the internet of your school actually WORKING!!

sir just came by and saw me interneting. he is sort of pissed, but i guess he should get used to the fact that i am no longer the goody two shoes that i was in 11th. i mean really. give me a BREAK!

he is still looking at me O_o its weird. he looks pissed. no one listens to him actually

darn, the boy adjacent to me needs him. hes coming.... aah! bless sonum she got him before.

anyway, so my friends are playing table tennis outside. if i turn around my head i can see guys playin football too!

im sort of bored right now. gah. we thought we would ask our sir for a games period but he looked so voldy like... standing there by the gate demanding to see practical copies as we entered... that we let it go.

hmm. what else? pratibha just came and sat by me.

she says hi.

:P

hey i hear clappin outside. maybe HG died...*wishes fervently*

grrr no.. i just looked. just a stupid table tennis thing.

hmm lets see if i can excuse myself and go play one round of table tennis.. or not. first off sir is majorly pissed.

and OH! look whos playing. my very good friend-turned-ignorable person-turned-backbiter though i dont care- turned enemy. i SO do not stand any chances of gettin to even smell the bat.

not like i wanna. ew.

18 minutes still remain till schools out. DAMN then stupid 3 hour coaching of chemistry ...and i missed it last time so i ll have to copy extra 3 hours of work.

i think i ll go now..

SEEYA!

now reading: anythin for you ma'am (yeah i know, GAY! but i ve retunred all library books ...blah)
now listening to: ping pong ping pong
now wanting: AC... too hot in here.