Wednesday, March 31, 2010

april fool-ed!

dont you just hate it when you try to april fool someone but either they dont fall for it OR the clever smart-asses turn the tables on you? yeah people, as smart as i am, i have been turned tables on this year! :x

it's 11 AM and by now i've tried fooling 3 people with the following results:


1:25 AM last night:

my best online buddy (lets call him... BOB) (whom  btw i swear i will kill one day):

MRA (my royal ass, that is ME):  *serious, suspicious tone* listen man i got something to tell ya...
BOB: *peeked interest* YES?
MRA: dude, im gay.

*expects shocked outburst/ sad crying since she is no longer available :P *

BOB: *yawn* tell me something i dont know.
MRA: what!?
BOB: well yeah, i knew you were gay, hehe, no worries. i have this friend of mine, shes gay too, i ll introduce u...shes' very--
MRA: SHUTUP!  im not gay! Its april fools! 
BOB: oh...but...oh.

*awkward silence in which i contemplate painting my nails pink and shaving off my moustache (lol kiddin) *


9:15 this morning


*while she is doin yoga*

MRA: mom, i hacked into andrew's facebook account and read all his messages. he and sam are gay and having an affair 

(a/n: names have been changed to withhold privacy, they are both my friends who mom knows well and are both very straight males)

MoM: *namaste postion* Om...

MRA: Mom!

MoM: Yes, yes! What were you doing sneaking around someone else's private messages?

MRA: But, thats not the point, see they're gay! Can you believe that? ANDREW? He used to all gangstaa!

MoM: You seemed to have missed some important lessons, young lady! It is not of any of your business to read sum1's private messages, I think I'll hav to talk to your dad-

MRA: But but but the gayness-

MoM: It is a state of mind that shall pass. *starts doing weird aerobic postures*

MRA: You have to read about it, mom. You dont become gay suddenly. And i was kidding about it all, HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!

MoM: Sure you become straight and gay randomly, I was a lesbian before I married your dad

MRA: *_*

MoM: what? it is a state of mind. and i thought you were open minded about it.

MRA: *_*

MoM: Gotcha! Happy April Fools!

MRA: *runs out as Mom rolls around laughing*

10 am today:

My friend Nk


NK: are you trying to fool me?

MRA: No... maybe... yeah *sigh*


Thats it! I give up ! I fail at pranking people. They're getting smarter than me less dumb with each passing year.

Any tips/foolish stories/chocolate cakes? Leave em right here!


Thursday, March 25, 2010

12th is OVER!!

HA! I cant believe I'm DONE with school life. Today was my last board exam! (and yeah i'm passing all so no doubts about it)

Everyone says school life is the best part of your life, and no matter how much you bitch bout school, you eventually do miss it. Well not to be rude or anything but, STFU. I'm very happy Im getting out of this shit hole. =D

Not to mention life has just started. If these were the best days of my life I'm terrified of what the next part is gonna be like =S I saw someone say in one of them groups on Facebook (HAHA they're sucha sensation these days, I personally am a fan of about 1100, not to mention I quote some of them in real life... yeah I know i need to get a life.).... that we should remmeber our school days coz they're never coming back. Well, er, which phase of time DOES come back ?? -_- Old age doesnt come back either, SAVOUR IT! SAVOUR IT! (no offence to the old readers out there)

Well anyway, so today was computer science. Our invigilators were a very constipated and suicidal looking lady and a VERY huge body builder kinda man. I mean I almost gave up on all my plans of cheating when I looked at him. He caused quite a sensation. Turns out, he was actually quite a sweet temepered man who would just smile at you when he saw you helping others. The lady wasnt much of a problem either... she never looked up.

Well thats that... Im really bored now. Dont you just hate it when that happens!