dont you just hate it when you try to april fool someone but either they dont fall for it OR the clever smart-asses turn the tables on you? yeah people, as smart as i am, i have been turned tables on this year! :x
it's 11 AM and by now i've tried fooling 3 people with the following results:
1:25 AM last night:
my best online buddy (lets call him... BOB) (whom btw i swear i will kill one day):
MRA (my royal ass, that is ME): *serious, suspicious tone* listen man i got something to tell ya...
BOB: *peeked interest* YES?
MRA: dude, im gay.
*expects shocked outburst/ sad crying since she is no longer available :P *
BOB: *yawn* tell me something i dont know.
BOB: well yeah, i knew you were gay, hehe, no worries. i have this friend of mine, shes gay too, i ll introduce u...shes' very--
MRA: SHUTUP! im not gay! Its april fools!
*awkward silence in which i contemplate painting my nails pink and shaving off my moustache (lol kiddin) *
9:15 this morning
*while she is doin yoga*
MRA: mom, i hacked into andrew's facebook account and read all his messages. he and sam are gay and having an affair
(a/n: names have been changed to withhold privacy, they are both my friends who mom knows well and are both very straight males)
MoM: *namaste postion* Om...
MoM: Yes, yes! What were you doing sneaking around someone else's private messages?
MRA: But, thats not the point, see they're gay! Can you believe that? ANDREW? He used to all gangstaa!
MoM: You seemed to have missed some important lessons, young lady! It is not of any of your business to read sum1's private messages, I think I'll hav to talk to your dad-
MRA: But but but the gayness-
MoM: It is a state of mind that shall pass. *starts doing weird aerobic postures*
MRA: You have to read about it, mom. You dont become gay suddenly. And i was kidding about it all, HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!
MoM: Sure you become straight and gay randomly, I was a lesbian before I married your dad
MoM: what? it is a state of mind. and i thought you were open minded about it.
MoM: Gotcha! Happy April Fools!
MRA: *runs out as Mom rolls around laughing*
10 am today:
My friend Nk
MRA: OMG U WONT BLV WHAT I JST FOUND OUT!
NK: are you trying to fool me?
MRA: No... maybe... yeah *sigh*
Thats it! I give up ! I fail at pranking people. They're getting
Any tips/foolish stories/chocolate cakes? Leave em right here!