Sunday, November 8, 2009

problem child = me.

i've been thinking: the ways of the world are wanton. (yes, the aliteration is amazingly awesome :D i know you are most mersmerized by menkah's musings. ok ok i will stop now, bring your boringness back here!)

anyway, the reason why i am questioning the sanity of the world (yet again) is the fact that i have been having a hard time at school lately and to think of it as a big picture, its all because im a teenager. all teenagers go through this heavy messed up phase especially when theyre 15-19, and it wouldnt bother me so much (hey, the mess has its own advantages!) but the fact that THIS is the time when you gotta study hard, make a career, change your damned life, is what's unfair. i mean there are so many stupid things going on in your life and in the midst of it all you have to concentrate on difficult stuff like IIT studies.

i was a complete nerd devoted to studies about 2 years back. but being in the place where i am has completely messed me UP. i admit it now. i feel i am lost and there is absolutely no hope for me. i miss out my 3 hour coaching SIMPLY because i hate going there. all year long i kept shifting IIT to the back of my mind, i dont know what i was thinking that i would just do it LATER ON, but here i am, 4 months away from the examination of my life and im wishing i studied at the right time. i mean just a few months of preparing could have changed my fucking life. but i was so damned busy watching TV or wasting my time on the internet or hanging out with friends. oh god, hasnt all this been said by elders before? i feel so STUPID now...

and then there are my stinking, midget brained, no life, good for nothing teachers. i have no idea what their problem is, but i get blamed for everything and anything wrong that takes place in the school. ohkay not THAT much, but recently this guy brought a pen drive and uploaded some funny mini videos ( you know, stuff like america's funniest videos etc) to our computers in the lab. it was a blessed, social service he did, considering the fact that there is NO net or anything to do on the PCs. so me n my 2 frenz were watching the vids in our work experience period.

then mister rangeela (our WE teacher. he has red hair, hence the name) comes along. his alarm-o-meter goes off as he catches my sight, seated like an angel minding my own sweet business.

rangeela: ooh, where did these lovies come from? (referring to the videos, not me or my friends)

me: erm they were in a folder on the desktop, sir.

rangeela: how did YOU know they were there?

me: well it's a pretty famous thing, everyone knows about them! *wide grin*

rangeela: they werent there initially. i think somebody got a pendrive and uploaded them to this computer in the COMPUTER SCIENCE PERIOD!!!

me: *GASP!*
my friends : *GASP!*

you see, only a few children in my class have taken computer sci as their optional subject and i was the one among my friends with computer science. he had just blatantly accused me.

me to him: you see, douchenozzle, (ok i didnt say that) if i owned the vids i wouldnt be watching the boring ones as well to see if there's anything funny in the end ....

rangeela: i see. but dont you try to hide this folder as i go, COZ IM GONNA DELETE THEMMM *wide eyed maniacal laughter as two red devil horns erupt on his head*

me: =( why sir? it's not porn!

rangeela: *shakes head as he has no valid reason to offer and walks off*

me and my friends: why the red haired baboon with his *censored* and his small *censored* and his grandmother's *censored* ...


anyway, thats just ONE of the many stories which take place everyday. like when i repeated an example of semi synthetic polymers in chemistry class (HEY i thought nylon 66 and nylon are different!) and got accused of "sleeping in class, hence not being aware nylon has already been said". or the fact that i had to anchor this assembly but the children who had to present the news, thought etc didnt come, so it all got blamed on me "for not being responsible enough or going to the teacher who could write news and thought and GK questions on the spot in 5 minutes!" (emergency assmblys never been done before, how was i to know teachers are suddenly taking so much interest in our activities?)

not to mention when this guy was throwin a filthy hanky on me and when i threw it back it accidently landed on rangeela's head. (yeah he was majorly pissed. i think im gonna avoid him for the rest of my life now)

oh and did i mention im not getting a job because i wasted my year away? i feel like crying now.


Friday, November 6, 2009

child is the bother of a man -_-

i should have known better than to trust the little rogue. he is, after all, one of them.

in my defence, he has a cute exterior (as the rest of his devilish kind!) which betrayed little about his evil intentions, and my obsession lasted for a less than a week.

no, i am not talking about a "playa" whom i fell for, had a fling with and then got cheated by!

im talkin about my 3 year old neighbour. i have been known to hate kids in the past. except when one or two really adorable, well behaved, intelligent ones who follow my orders come along and i go all smothery like the rest of the world. this one seemed to be completely one of that league. oh how wrong i was!

his mom let him come to my house everyday and entertain me, ahem i mean, be taken care of for some time. one of the innumerous things about him that amused me was the fact that he SMELLS whatever food stuff you give him before eating. like a dog! i wonder what smell declares some kind of food fit to be eaten !

anyway, his temperament got less and less cute with each passing day. initially he fooled me by pretending to be a very non violent kid and in general use his charms to er charm me but after a while he got pissed with me (dont know why) and started doing very bad stuff (which includes not coming to me when called, staring, refusing to hand over my stuff (ITS MINE!), boring me )and TODAY, well he started hitting me! my dad couldnt stop laughing !

his tantrums got the better off me, so today i gave him a piece of my mind (which includes holding his hands preventing him from hitting me) which made him cry. i felt sort of guilty but what the heck! he needs to be taught a lesson. :X

anyway so we hate each other :X

i hope he doesnt visit me tomorrow :X

should've known better than to trust a KID! have you ever met ONE kid that doesnt smell, speak nonsense, salivate or isnt spoilt?

of course not! then they wouldnt be called kids!

HMPF. i is very angry. i have no time pass now =(

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Reasons why Harry POtter is better than Twilight!

I stole this from This isnt my work, i just love hating twilight and wanted to save this list!

1. JKR actually invented most of her ideas, instead of re-using ideas of vampires/werewolves, like Meyer.
2. Hermione would own Bella in a fight.
3. Rob Pattinson was in Harry Potter first.
4. People can snog without worrying if they're going to kill the other person.
5. It's a real love story; not cliched love.
6. Quidditch; enough said.
7. We don't have to listen to Bella whining about Edward and Jacob all day long, because seriously, Bella, Harry had it way worse than you.
8. There's actually an antagonist in Harry Potter.
9. JKR knows how to write.
10. Harry Potter doesn't glorify stalking.
11. Or pedophilia.
12. Or abusive relationships.
13. Harry Potter vampires don't sparkle.
14. In Harry Potter, women's lives don't revolve around men and babies.
15. In Harry Potter, the characters have value beyond their looks and sparkliness.
16. No-one in Harry Potter whines as much as Bella does.
17. Hermione is intelligent. SMeyer just pretends Bella is.
18. JKR doesn't use the word 'chagrin' eighteen times a chapter.
19. Harry Potter has a purpose beyond wish fulfilment for its author.
20. Rob Pattinson prefers Harry Potter.
21. So does Evanna Lynch.
22. Harry Potter has character development.
23. Harry Potter has more than one plotline running at once.
24. Harry leaves Ginny, but Ginny doesn't have thoughts of suicide because of it.
25. Werewolves aren't really, "Shape-shifters"
26. Because in Harry Potter the evil characters have a better reason for being evil than "she's more popular than I am."
27. You couldn't predict the end of the series after the end of the first book.
28. Every Harry Potter character is different, and there are hundreds of them. Twilight has randomers who come and go for no reason.
29. JK put some of her own traits into Hermione, S Meyer thinks she is Bella.
30. Stephen King says Harry Potter is better
31. Harry Potter includes mythology from all over the world,Twilight vampires can't even turn into bats!
32. Harry Potter is British (sorry, couldn't resist)
33. Some of the most distinguished actors of our time are in the HP films...enough said.
34. Harry Potter is a classic, Twilight will go out of fashion soon.
35. JK knows what a proper adjective is.
36. JKR knows how to hide plot points, without blatantly telling everyone what's going to happen.
37. I doubt JKR would 'leave her husband' for her main characters.
38. Harry Potter doesn't have typos on every page.
39. The main actors/actresses actually know how to change their facial expressions, unlike Kristen Stewart.
40. Harry Potter's plot is well-thought-out, with the ending being both somewhat unexpected and plausible.
41. An edition to #11, Remus Lupin is not a cradle robber
42. JKR does not "namedrop" classic authors and novels to get her allusions across
43. People don't get paired with their previous love interest's child
44. (now correct me if I'm wrong,I haven't actually finished Breaking Dawn,stopping at halfway because I was bored)there was a final battle, not an 'oh, I guess we won't kill you now,bye'
45. Harry Potter vampires don't pretend they're "vegetarians."
46. Harry Potter readers are not only hormone-raging teenagers.
47. Hogwarts is way cooler than Forks High School.
48. Harry Potter's vampires and werewolves aren't one dimensional shapeshifters and mutant sparkling faries!
47. In Harry Potter, the fans acually read the books because their intresting, rather than all their friends are reading it so they feel excluded.
49. Edward may be sparkly, but Harry saves the wizarding world AND is still cute.
50. JKR creates this whole nother world,making you think it truely exists.Whereas SMeyer feeds off other authors TRYING to make it seem origignal.
51. How many times can someone acually read the twilight series without realizing its full o fmistakes and over-used plots?However HP is exciting by every word.
52. Twilight is a an okay romance series, whereas Harry Potter made and impact on many peoples lives.
53. Did anyone here of a Twilight Amusment park in the making??
55. Harry Potter actually has important characters... oh, I don't know... DIE????????
56. Harry Potter has made its spot in the classic literature world. Twilight is simply a fad.
57. People of ALL ages enjoy Harry Potter.
58. Harry doesn't love Ginny because she smells good.
59. Ginny is everything that Bella is not.
60. Bella Lestrange could kick Bella Swans butt in a heartbeat
61. No one falls in love with their former crush/lover/boyfriend/girlfriends CHILD
62. Harry Potter is actually set in the 21st century and the women don't do everything their men ask them to.
63. Neither Hermione or Ginny condone suicide.
64. Potter fans can actually spell.
65. JKR doesn't need to star in the film adaptations of her books.
66. It took several long years of struggle for JKR to be where she is today- not three months as a housewife in comfortable suburbia.
67. Harry Potter fanfiction is not just smutty romances.
68. Look up "chagrin" after "repetition".
69. Be sure to also look up "plot" after "consistency".
70. Albus Severus is at least pronounceable.
71. The fans of Harry Potter do not need Anger Management.
72. There are actual parental figures in Harry Potter. Absentee adults with the brain mentalities of a 10 year old do not count.
73. To add to 2 and 60 - Lets be honest, Dobby could kick Bella's butt.
74. HP promotes friendship and equality while Twilight promotes changing everything about yourself to fit in
75. Pale and sparkly are not legitimate character flaws
76. DUMBLEDORE. Sorry, Carlisle, but the"I'm actually a role model"award goes to Dumbledore all the way.Some how managing to abstain from eating your patients does not make you"noble"or "wise".
77. There was hot debate over whether or not Snape was evil.We actually didn't know for sure. If Meyer had written him,we would have known from book one, because his eyes would have been red.
78. Even the most obscure Weasleys are more well-developed than the Cullens, who are supposed to be main characters.
79. Harry is more devoted to the parents he's never even met than Bella is to the mother and father she supposedly "loves".
80. Harry's name does not stand for "beautiful swan". Seriously?
81. The most frightening character in HP is not a little girl who can pretend to inflict pain on you.
82. Harry has more on his mind than getting some, which Bella and Edward can't exactly boast about.
83. Ginny does not give birth to a monster child who Dean Thomas falls in love with. I mean, wow.
84. Harry can actually walk without falling over.
85. Ron/Hermione is more Lizzy/Mr. Darcy than Bella/Edward will ever be.
86. In fact, ALOT of Harry Potter couples parallel Austen and Bronte more than any of the Twilight couples.
87. Vampires do not sparkle - on so many levels.
88. Harry Potter is an entire, believable fantasy world. Twilight is vampires and werewolves that just happen to exist.
89. Our Bella has more personality than theirs does.
90. JKR took bits of mythology and made it her own.
91. SM just took bits of mythology and ruined it. Sparkly vampires anyone?
92. Harry Potter isn't a 104 year old virgin
93. Bella has prophetic dreams for no apparent reason. Harry has atleast a reason
94. Beauty equals goodness. Almost all the beautifull people were good and all the bad people ugly. Rubbish!
95. Edward and all the other vampires were according to Meyer's own rules sterile and he got Bella pregnant.
96. The Quileutes are an actual tribe whom Meyer chose to include in her story because they 'live near Forks.' She madeup mythologyfor realpeople.
97. Rosalie Cullen grew up in New YorkduringtheGreatDepression.Herfather was able to give them amiddle-classlifebecausehe workedin abank. Meyer didn't realize that theentireproblemwiththeGreatDepression was that the banks failed. Getyourfactsstraight.
98. Bella is always a distressed damsel. The girls in Harry Potter can fend of an attack there selves
99. Enemies work together in the last two books. Voldemort and Harry would never work together
100. Atleast Harry doesn't sneak in Ginny's room to watch her sleep
101. And being turned into a vampirerocks,becausetheuncontrollableurgeto kill and feed on humans reallyisn't sotoughtoresist, aslong asyou're Bella. But Jasper has a hardtime.Rondoesn'twant toeat his ownparents.
102. Harry and Ginny don't have atleast a twisted, controlling and abusive relationship
103. Bella is disturbed to find out thatJacobhasimprintedonherdaughter, but managed to keep her selfcontrolaboutit.Untilshefinds out he nicknamed her "Nessie."Thensheattacks.Thereissomething real wrong with her.
104. Bellatrix may have been obsessed with Voldemort, but at least she wasn't incompetent and could walk without falling over
105. Bella may have read all of the classics, but Hermione could beat her in any test.
106. When people lose the love of their lives in HP, they don't instantly jump to suicide as a solution.
107. HP is about real love. Hot makeoutsessionswithvampiresdoesn'tcompare to a mother sacrificing her lifeforherson, oramansacrificing his life for the dead love of his lifeandherson.
108. Parts in HBP were intentionally funny.
109. The actors in the HP movies show emotion
110. Harry Potter had Pattinson first.
111. Bella is so Mary Sue, it's almost like SM did it on purpose!
112. Twihards can't spell ( evidently )
113. It took time for Ron and Hermione to fall in love. Hermione didn't take one look at Ron and form an obsession with him.
114. What is the point in rambling on about'Victoria' for twowholebooksthen producing a fight at the end of'eclipse' as poorandpathetic as itwas.
115: What was the point in giving the Volturi allthesesuperhumanpowerswhen we don't even see them being used in aproperfight, oh no,theydecide to talk it out!
116:'Remesmee carly cullen'? even 'Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore's laughing
117. Harry Potter lovers seem to be able to come up withbetterreasonsin a shorter period of time than "because it'sawesome!!!111one"orthings of that nature
118. Because there's more to Harry Potter than being "hot". These characters have personalities.
119. Harry Potter doesn't adhere to one religion, particularly the author's religion. You find elements from all sorts of faith.
120. There is no such thing as Potterites or Potterism.
121. Dumbledore is Gay ( this just feels like a great triumph forthegay community, and also a very noble thing for JK to have done/said)
122. HP fans can actually form a legitament arguement for why the series is better than Twilight.
123. With reasons that don't include mentioning how hot a character is.
124. HP's flawed characters actually have flaws. That are believable.
125. Parodies of Twilight? Better then the actual series. Parodies of Harry Potter? The books are still better.
126. Because everyone in HP has normal body temperature.

**for some reason, it bunched a bunch of words together randomly

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

chicken poop

i have been tagged, and this is incredibly fun, so here's random stuff about me i know all of you are dying to know! *waits for applause*

*cricket cricket*

thats achyut making noises, ignore him. *nervous laugh*

ahem anyway moving on, here's it.

TAG 1: Innocent or Guilty

these are the rules of the er game but i dont think im gonna follow them.

RULE 1- You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
Oh i dont think so. *evil grin*

RULE 2- You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
I doubt thats gonna happen, so Im gonna say anyway

RULE 3- Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag to your friends to answer this.
Or dont. I wont cry I promise.

So here goes the answers :

Asked someone to marry you? Innocent.

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty.

Danced on a table in a bar? What bar? :x i aint allowed in no bars. If benches in school count, though... is another story!

Ever told a lie? Guilty. I mean who hasnt? Dumb question !

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty.

Kissed a picture? um what who does that? *gets thrown stones at*

Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty.

Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty. I finished my sanskrit paper and slept and well... lets just say there was something bout drooling during sleep (ITS NORMAL) and re writing some pages...

Held a snake? Damn I WISH!

Been suspended from school? Innocent.

Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent.

Stolen from a store? Innocent.

Been fired from a job? Well yeah I was Satan's assitant till some years back. He got insecure and fired me :( ... BAH ok Innocent

Done something you regret? Guilty.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty. Was so scared of coke after that. (hey i was a kid!)

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent.

Kissed in the rain? -_- Innocent.

Sat on a roof top? Guilty.

Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent.

Sang in the shower? Guilty. Oh my poor neighbours.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty. Fun times.

Shaved your head? Innocent.

Had a boxing membership? Innocent.

Made a boyfriend cry? Guilty. (erm guy- friend)

Been in a band? Innocent.

Shot a gun? Guilty.

Donated Blood? Do tests count? :P Gah Innocent

Eaten alligator meat? what the - Innocent.

Eaten cheesecake? Innocent (yeah sue me)

Still love someone you shouldn’t? IM SO HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE!!! -INNNNOCENNNNTTTT!!!! BOO YEAHHH

Have/had a tattoo? Guilty (Ok stick on... still a tatoo isnt it? )

Liked someone, but will never tell who? Innocent.

Been too honest? Guilty.

Ruined a surprise? Guilty.

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? Guilty.

Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty.

Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty. Like everyday.

Joined a pageant? Innocent

Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty.

Had communication with your ex? Innocent

Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent.

Got into such a rage that tears came out? Guilty.

TAG 2 : How DUMB are you ?

The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[x :( ] You type only with two fingers.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

[x] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

(19/37)*100 = almost 50%
I dont think these things are dumb!

TAG 3 : Questions

RULES: Respond and rework – answer these questions on your blog, replace one question that you dislike with a question of your own, and add one more question to the list. Then tag eight or ten other new set of people.

1.What is your current obsession? Er nothing.

2. What are you wearing today? School shirt, pants

3. What’s for dinner? Caviar, come have some -_-

4. What’s the last thing you bought? I dont know. something from school canteen..

5. What are you listening to right now? My shiny rubber duck telling me something about a swan...

6. What do you think about the person who tagged you? He is my evil twin.

7. If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be ? Hawaii / the moors of england

8. What are your must-have pieces for summer? A nice book and a tree swing.

9. If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go? England with my friends!

10. Which language do you want to learn? french/russian/the like

11. What’s your favourite quote? I cant remember any... but im keeping this from the previous answer

"Condoms aren't completely safe.. a friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus"- Bob Rubin

12. Who do you want to meet right now? Anybody who wants to meet me !

13. What is your favourite colour? SLYTHERIN GREEN

14. What is your favourite piece of clothing in your own closet? My faded blue Levis, i could live in it forever.

15. What is your dream job? Tour guide!! or Traveller/editor/journalist etc.

16. What’s your favourite magazine? I dont have one... any issue of any magazien as long as its entertaining!

17. If you had $100 now, what would you spend it on? I dont know, thats too less for what i Cant afford...

18. What do you consider a fashion faux pas? Emma watson!!

19. Who according to you is the most over-rated style icon? ALL OF EM!

20. What kind of haircut do you prefer? Something wild... people forget how good wild looks.!

21. What are you going to do after this? Go on a ride in my Limosuine. WOO FUCKIN HOO

22. Who is your favourite sport star? Football captain my school! :D :p

23. What are three cosmetic/makeup/perfume products that you can't live without? ERM whatevahh

24. What inspires you? Stuff like my favourite book Nora, Nora.!

25. Give us three styling tips that always work for you: I need the tips myself, anyone?

26. What do you do when you “have nothing to wear” (even though your closet’s packed)? Go out anyway.

27. Coffee or tea? Coffee.

28. What do you do when you are feeling low or terribly depressed? Nothing, thats how I live. You should ask what I do when Im happy, I give in to charity and distribute sweets to my evil neighbours. Bah.

29. What is the meaning of your name? "Born of the mind"

30. Which other blogs do you love visiting? you think im gonna spell em all out HA HA as if i have the time or energy or patience HA HA! mehhh

31. Favorite Dessert/Sweet? CHOCOLATE TOFU, it is HEAVEN how it floats in chocolate.. GAH now im drooling.

32. Favorite Season? spring

33. If I come to your house now, what would u cook for me? this kid i have been saving for a special occasion

34. What is the right way to avoid people who purposefully hurt you? O_o Arent such people supposed to be in jail?

35. What do you love most about yourself? Amazing how i cant think of anything. I mean Im goood baby. But yeah i cant think of anything particularly likable -_-