dont you just hate it when you try to april fool someone but either they dont fall for it OR the clever smart-asses turn the tables on you? yeah people, as smart as i am, i have been turned tables on this year! :x
it's 11 AM and by now i've tried fooling 3 people with the following results:
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1:25 AM last night:
my best online buddy (lets call him... BOB) (whom btw i swear i will kill one day):
MRA (my royal ass, that is ME): *serious, suspicious tone* listen man i got something to tell ya...
BOB: *peeked interest* YES?
MRA: dude, im gay.
*expects shocked outburst/ sad crying since she is no longer available :P *
BOB: *yawn* tell me something i dont know.
MRA: what!?
BOB: well yeah, i knew you were gay, hehe, no worries. i have this friend of mine, shes gay too, i ll introduce u...shes' very--
MRA: SHUTUP! im not gay! Its april fools!
BOB: oh...but...oh.
*awkward silence in which i contemplate painting my nails pink and shaving off my moustache (lol kiddin) *
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9:15 this morning
MOM
*while she is doin yoga*
MRA: mom, i hacked into andrew's facebook account and read all his messages. he and sam are gay and having an affair
(a/n: names have been changed to withhold privacy, they are both my friends who mom knows well and are both very straight males)
MoM: *namaste postion* Om...
MRA: Mom!
MoM: Yes, yes! What were you doing sneaking around someone else's private messages?
MRA: But, thats not the point, see they're gay! Can you believe that? ANDREW? He used to all gangstaa!
MoM: You seemed to have missed some important lessons, young lady! It is not of any of your business to read sum1's private messages, I think I'll hav to talk to your dad-
MRA: But but but the gayness-
MoM: It is a state of mind that shall pass. *starts doing weird aerobic postures*
MRA: You have to read about it, mom. You dont become gay suddenly. And i was kidding about it all, HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!
MoM: Sure you become straight and gay randomly, I was a lesbian before I married your dad
MRA: *_*
MoM: what? it is a state of mind. and i thought you were open minded about it.
MRA: *_*
MoM: Gotcha! Happy April Fools!
MRA: *runs out as Mom rolls around laughing*
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10 am today:
My friend Nk
MRA: OMG U WONT BLV WHAT I JST FOUND OUT!
NK: are you trying to fool me?
MRA: No... maybe... yeah *sigh*
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Thats it! I give up ! I fail at pranking people. They're getting
Any tips/foolish stories/chocolate cakes? Leave em right here!
=D
seriously ? 'BOB' ??!! couldn't you come up with a better nick name woman ??
ReplyDeleteP.S go NK... You da girl ! wOOt !
P.P.S why do you want to kill me ? what did i do now ? O_O
BOB is the acronym for best online buddy... cmon
ReplyDeleteWell your mom is a lot smarter than you. :)
ReplyDeleteBut getting re-fooled three times in a row is a bit too much. You should seriously fool some random stupid person just to feel better.
Cheers
:D
hahaha-ed =D that was uber hilarious!!
ReplyDelete*joins your blog* =p
funny, I'm horrible at pranks too.
ReplyDelete@ somak: hahaha... i tried, i tried!! just wait for next year, i've startd planning already :P
ReplyDelete@ ally: why, thankyou! :D have some cookies !
@ ashley: hang in there. one day we'll show them!
Whoaa...so much wit in someone still so young...n I thought our dear Weirdo was the only one...;-)
ReplyDelete*u young lady just took the cake from right under his pretty nose*
N BOB...LMAO...hehe...
*reminds me of the takla Bob someone who used to be a hindi movies ka villain once upon a time...but never mind here...I guess u've done enough damage on AG anyways by just using BOB;-)*
U both rock...so glad AG recommended u*btw he thinks you are a superwoman..n I think he thinks right:-)*
Okay so, Folks dun like gay jokes !
ReplyDeleteMoM one was the nicest one ;)
@ suruchi (may i call you that?)
ReplyDeleteFirst off, im absolutely STAR STUCK by your presence here! Im not the only one AG worships :P he thinks you are THE coolest!! AND I AGREE! be my english teacher pretty please :D
Second, i took the cake from him? Thats saying a LOT coz he is, rather, perfect! (haha i hope he isnt reading this, i got an ice cool image to maintain ;) )
Aw shucks, I aint no superwoman! *blush*
Haha, Bob! The only foriegner villain from old hindi movies i know about is sum1 called DAVID! lol is he cute or what!? :P
Thanks for stopping bye ! Glad I could hold attention of two cool/wiser people for more than 5 mins!...Man im not bad for a kid huh? :P
@ peter: yeah, gotta lay off the homo-ness.
ReplyDeleteMom TOTALLY had me fooled D=
cool Mom...
ReplyDeletehe he that was a gud one :)
ReplyDeletehaha..pretty neat..
ReplyDeleteyeah you are right..ppl are becoming more.. intelligent these days.
May be its the GOOGle effect
thanks !!!!!
ReplyDeletesounds cool ,
ReplyDeletelooks like dairy
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Ahaahahaaa..I totally love your mom =D
ReplyDeletehaha....god..life IS hard!
ReplyDeletehahahaaa!!