Tuesday, November 3, 2009

chicken poop

i have been tagged, and this is incredibly fun, so here's random stuff about me i know all of you are dying to know! *waits for applause*

*cricket cricket*

thats achyut making noises, ignore him. *nervous laugh*

ahem anyway moving on, here's it.

TAG 1: Innocent or Guilty

these are the rules of the er game but i dont think im gonna follow them.

RULE 1- You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
Oh i dont think so. *evil grin*

RULE 2- You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
I doubt thats gonna happen, so Im gonna say anyway

RULE 3- Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag to your friends to answer this.
Or dont. I wont cry I promise.

So here goes the answers :

Asked someone to marry you? Innocent.

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty.

Danced on a table in a bar? What bar? :x i aint allowed in no bars. If benches in school count, though... is another story!

Ever told a lie? Guilty. I mean who hasnt? Dumb question !

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty.

Kissed a picture? um what who does that? *gets thrown stones at*

Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty.

Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty. I finished my sanskrit paper and slept and well... lets just say there was something bout drooling during sleep (ITS NORMAL) and re writing some pages...

Held a snake? Damn I WISH!

Been suspended from school? Innocent.

Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent.

Stolen from a store? Innocent.

Been fired from a job? Well yeah I was Satan's assitant till some years back. He got insecure and fired me :( ... BAH ok Innocent

Done something you regret? Guilty.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty. Was so scared of coke after that. (hey i was a kid!)

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent.

Kissed in the rain? -_- Innocent.

Sat on a roof top? Guilty.

Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent.

Sang in the shower? Guilty. Oh my poor neighbours.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty. Fun times.

Shaved your head? Innocent.

Had a boxing membership? Innocent.

Made a boyfriend cry? Guilty. (erm guy- friend)

Been in a band? Innocent.

Shot a gun? Guilty.

Donated Blood? Do tests count? :P Gah Innocent

Eaten alligator meat? what the - Innocent.

Eaten cheesecake? Innocent (yeah sue me)

Still love someone you shouldn’t? IM SO HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE!!! -INNNNOCENNNNTTTT!!!! BOO YEAHHH

Have/had a tattoo? Guilty (Ok stick on... still a tatoo isnt it? )

Liked someone, but will never tell who? Innocent.

Been too honest? Guilty.

Ruined a surprise? Guilty.

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? Guilty.

Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty.

Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty. Like everyday.

Joined a pageant? Innocent

Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty.

Had communication with your ex? Innocent

Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent.

Got into such a rage that tears came out? Guilty.

TAG 2 : How DUMB are you ?

The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[x :( ] You type only with two fingers.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

[x] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

(19/37)*100 = almost 50%
I dont think these things are dumb!

TAG 3 : Questions

RULES: Respond and rework – answer these questions on your blog, replace one question that you dislike with a question of your own, and add one more question to the list. Then tag eight or ten other new set of people.

1.What is your current obsession? Er nothing.

2. What are you wearing today? School shirt, pants

3. What’s for dinner? Caviar, come have some -_-

4. What’s the last thing you bought? I dont know. something from school canteen..

5. What are you listening to right now? My shiny rubber duck telling me something about a swan...

6. What do you think about the person who tagged you? He is my evil twin.

7. If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be ? Hawaii / the moors of england

8. What are your must-have pieces for summer? A nice book and a tree swing.

9. If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go? England with my friends!

10. Which language do you want to learn? french/russian/the like

11. What’s your favourite quote? I cant remember any... but im keeping this from the previous answer

"Condoms aren't completely safe.. a friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus"- Bob Rubin

12. Who do you want to meet right now? Anybody who wants to meet me !

13. What is your favourite colour? SLYTHERIN GREEN

14. What is your favourite piece of clothing in your own closet? My faded blue Levis, i could live in it forever.

15. What is your dream job? Tour guide!! or Traveller/editor/journalist etc.

16. What’s your favourite magazine? I dont have one... any issue of any magazien as long as its entertaining!

17. If you had $100 now, what would you spend it on? I dont know, thats too less for what i Cant afford...

18. What do you consider a fashion faux pas? Emma watson!!

19. Who according to you is the most over-rated style icon? ALL OF EM!

20. What kind of haircut do you prefer? Something wild... people forget how good wild looks.!

21. What are you going to do after this? Go on a ride in my Limosuine. WOO FUCKIN HOO

22. Who is your favourite sport star? Football captain my school! :D :p

23. What are three cosmetic/makeup/perfume products that you can't live without? ERM whatevahh

24. What inspires you? Stuff like my favourite book Nora, Nora.!

25. Give us three styling tips that always work for you: I need the tips myself, anyone?

26. What do you do when you “have nothing to wear” (even though your closet’s packed)? Go out anyway.

27. Coffee or tea? Coffee.

28. What do you do when you are feeling low or terribly depressed? Nothing, thats how I live. You should ask what I do when Im happy, I give in to charity and distribute sweets to my evil neighbours. Bah.

29. What is the meaning of your name? "Born of the mind"

30. Which other blogs do you love visiting? you think im gonna spell em all out HA HA as if i have the time or energy or patience HA HA! mehhh

31. Favorite Dessert/Sweet? CHOCOLATE TOFU, it is HEAVEN how it floats in chocolate.. GAH now im drooling.

32. Favorite Season? spring

33. If I come to your house now, what would u cook for me? this kid i have been saving for a special occasion

34. What is the right way to avoid people who purposefully hurt you? O_o Arent such people supposed to be in jail?

35. What do you love most about yourself? Amazing how i cant think of anything. I mean Im goood baby. But yeah i cant think of anything particularly likable -_-



  1. First you copy my DP, then you say I am the evil twin when i am the innocent one.. O_o

    But i totally loved it ! I knew you would make it funnier .. darn you *throttles menkah out of jealousy*

    Nah just kidding.. i could never even hurt a fly *halo pops over head*

    P.S stick on tats DO NOT count

    P.P.S "born of the mind" ????????



  2. Your pic like mine? HA dont you wish ;)

    ah well i only realized the peace sign similarity after i uploaded!

    meh, they didnt ask before naming me or you would have been talking to *insert wild exotic name of the greek goddess of everything awesome*

    thansk for the praise, i dont see how this is funnier than urs O_O but oh well!

    cheers !